Victorian Tumblr Themes

Hey hey hey. I'm Jaelyn. I'm a real wild one. I am sometimes funny and I like my puppies more than I like people. I also enjoy Taylor Swift and Jesse McCartney and occasionally some "gangsta rap" lylas!! Hit a sista up~

appledevice:

hold on guys i have to take this

appledevice:

hold on guys i have to take this

bootycaller:

who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me

*every college I like is 60k a year* *chokes* *dies*

acoolshark:

this sounds like a macklemore lyric

acoolshark:

this sounds like a macklemore lyric

dylanohcryin:

do u ever daydream about decorating ur first apartment bc i do

198ft:

girls screenshot everything and then send it to their friends in a group chat and then laugh at people and that is why you should never trust us

ivysaaur:

priceofliberty:

hellabiafra:

vegasmo:

Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”

*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*

Animal: *licks its own asshole*

human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*

this is mY FAVORITE THING

toopaletofunction:

staythatswhatimeanttosay:

One nation, under Canada, above Mexico.

with liberty and justice for some 

trait:

i’ve been meaning to go on a diet for about 5 years

fawnah:

WHEN YOU THINK SOMEONE LIKES YOU
AND THEN THEY GET IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE ELSE
JOKES ON ME
AHAHAHAHAAH

telapathetic:

 *intensely doesnt care*

stayxrad:

do you ever feel embarrassed to be in your own skin like please just dont look at me i wish i didnt exist sometimes like i want to disappear because i cannot handle being me 

ocebutt:

dooptown:

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again

YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE

how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.

woman was walking around fair with fun tucked in shorts luv merica