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Hey hey hey. I'm Jaelyn. I'm a real wild one. I am sometimes funny and I like my puppies more than I like people. I also enjoy Taylor Swift and Jesse McCartney and occasionally some "gangsta rap" lylas!! Hit a sista up~

officialunitedstates:

to all my spanish speaking followers:  hola

to all my non-spanish speaking followers who feel left out:  don’t worry, I just said “hello”.  maybe someday you too can grasp another language

ifyoucarryonthisway:

Do boys even get crushes on girls do boys even like girls do boys even feel things 

whitepaperlyrics:

taylor swift - shake it off

whitepaperlyrics:

taylor swift - shake it off

amortizing:

third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple

rdjmpreg666:

studied for 30 seconds im gonna rock this fuckin test 

kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

helloloveducks:

babygirlimablur:

This is it. This is how it started.

It baffles me when no one I work with knows why I’m so cool.

helloloveducks:

babygirlimablur:

This is it. This is how it started.

It baffles me when no one I work with knows why I’m so cool.

fartgallery:

4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math

poshxspice:

subject13fringe:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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today on satan makes a blog post

t1m3l0rdh4nj1:

Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.

rnessaging:

christmas is only one sleep away if you do it right

cloudy-dreamers:

I keep up with the Kardashians better than I keep up with my own life