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Hey hey hey. I'm Jaelyn. I'm a real wild one. I am sometimes funny and I like my puppies more than I like people. I also enjoy Taylor Swift and Jesse McCartney and occasionally some "gangsta rap" lylas!! Hit a sista up~

t1m3l0rdh4nj1:

Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.

rnessaging:

christmas is only one sleep away if you do it right

cloudy-dreamers:

I keep up with the Kardashians better than I keep up with my own life

hotwhiteguy:

hotwhiteguy:

i lost my number, can you give me yours

no no no not your phone number your credit card number

tescosfinest:

i want to make friends but at the same time no

finestintheshop:

i love it when people misspell bawling and say that they’re “balling their eyes out” like ball so hard my motherfuckin eyes came out

trillow:

this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid

slayboybunny:

alright now i used to hate pitbull because it seemed like the right thing to do but you know what i never hear him doing fucked up shit. as far as i know he is really just out there living life ,enjoying himself, visiting walmarts, and spreading the cubano party into the hearts of everyone around the world, he is mr. world wide and hes having a blast and i respect and love that pitbull. pitbull if youre reading this thank you and im sorry   

pajamaben:

Ever accidentally throw something away and then later realize you actually needed it? Haha i did this with my life

dutchster:

when they say the name of the movie in the movie

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clisneyprincess:

see that girl you just called a bitch? she didn’t hear you say it louder

officialpigeon:

"Money can’t make you happy"

WELL IT SURE AS HELL AINT GONNA MAKE ME SAD

narcotic:

i do not care about highschool or getting involved or making memories i want to pass my classes and get the fuck out