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Hey hey hey. I'm Jaelyn. I am sometimes funny and I like my dog more than I like people. I also enjoy Taylor Swift and Jesse McCartney and occasionally some "gangsta rap" lylas!!

canadianslut:

angry and quite offended that you don’t have a crush on me

fieryfruit:

to avoid grinding, always leave some room for Jesus

fieryfruit:

to avoid grinding, always leave some room for Jesus

missyay:

nazerine:

excessivecompulsive:

nazerine:

the anti vaccination movement basically consists of random people with no knowledge of medicine going “I can medicine better than doctors” and it would be hilarious if it wasn’t literally killing people

you dont need vaccines, I havent had any and Im still doing great

wow, what a compelling argument. you’ve got me

in other news, i am still alive therefore death must be a myth

bespectacledbisexual:

i like that we say “oh, man” to express disappointment

because men are disappointing

yoncevevo:

he’s cute but i’m not liking his selfie because i want him to know he ain’t shit

kaliforhnia:

Idk why I keep getting sad over people that don’t give a shit about me.

condom:

mom I scraped my knee I need a $1000

condom:

mom I scraped my knee I need a $1000

icarly-official:

walking past someone in the hallway that you hate like

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stability:

*wishes i was a part of your internet gang*

multipack:

mom can i borrow $100,000 please i’ll give u it back when im rich and famous

unlawfully:

Having a cute waiter like I’ll have the chicken with a side of that dick

meladoodle:

ladies laaaaadies, theres plenty of me to go around *detaches arm* thats for you Brenda

nippletowns:

when someone suprises you with a picture and you actually look good

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dampsandwich:

if u smell good, we cool