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Hey hey hey. I'm Jaelyn. I am sometimes funny and I like my dog more than I like people. I also enjoy Taylor Swift and Jesse McCartney and occasionally some "gangsta rap" lylas!!

lalondes:

pajamaben:

stealing is a crime AND drugs is a crime too BUT if you steal drugs the two crimes cancel out and it is like basically doing a good. trust me i am a lawyerman

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richgaaaang:

don’t let tumblr make you believe that

- krusty krab is unfair

- mr krabs is in there

- standing at the concession

- plotting his oppression 

stability:

"Do whatever your heart desires" is not applicable to every situation don’t fuck your cousin

timelady-of-221b:

joeeatspeople:

yesidolikecoatsbigtime:

Types of people who romanticize small town life:

  1. People who didn’t grow up in small towns

#THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY#THEY’RE RACIST

#THERE’S NOTHING TO DO
#EVERYONE’S ON DRUGS

flurle:

ejacutastic:

i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TEXT POST ALL MY LIFE

teenscoolest:

why cant i cry money instead of tears

spenceromg:

why do homework when you could do me

glamydia:

This is the white girlest post I’ve read all day

glamydia:

This is the white girlest post I’ve read all day

easilyhumored:

Life of

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Now available on DVD

phatamy:

urietarded:

textbooks attempting to be racially diverse will always be the funniest thing 

chow liung pao and shyniqua went to the supermarket

joshsaveitforthebedroom:

im single by choice

its just not my choice