Hey hey hey. I'm Jaelyn. I'm a real wild one. I am sometimes funny and I like my puppies more than I like people. I also enjoy Taylor Swift and Jesse McCartney and occasionally some "gangsta rap" lylas!! Hit a sista up~
the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life
today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket
Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.